Jose, his wife, and daughter just moved to our community and I dropped by to welcome them and invite them to church. We became friends and eventually he came to church and was baptized. Jose’s wife was a very large woman. She was one of the first who had her stomach stapled to help her lose weight. This was long before they started using those large rubber bands utilized today and they actually used staples. I wondered if it might be just as effective to staple the refrigerator shut, but I didn’t say anything. However, the surgical procedure was successful and she became a much smaller, more attractive person.
With her new looks, she apparently decided she could do better than an illegal farm worker for a husband, so she divorced Jose. He spent the next few years going back and forth between Mexico and the Texas panhandle, and she married and divorced a man in a neighboring community.
A car accident took the life of Jose’s ex-wife. I did not want him to go to the funeral by himself, so I offered to tag along. I found a sport coat and tie he could wear and we drove the twenty miles to the church. Upon arrival, the local pastor met us and indicated that the family was in another part of the church. He took Jose back to visit with his ex-in-laws and I waited in the sanctuary, just the casket and me.
In a few minutes, the pastor returned with a pained expression on his face. He said, “I don’t know what to tell you, but they are throwing you guys out!” He explained that her family was incensed when they saw Jose, fearing that he would attempt to claim custody of his daughter. Their response was to grab him and quickly escort him out the door. As the pastor spoke, I looked out the front door of the church, and sure enough, there was Jose walking down the street in a heavy rain (wearing my coat and tie) with an expression like a beaten dog. The pastor apologized and I drove Jose home. It was the first, and hopefully last time I was thrown out of a funeral.
Now, I have been thrown out of the Southern Baptist Convention. I have been a Southern Baptist all of my life. My father was a pastor, Southern Baptist of course, even though we lived in Colorado, which is not a southern state. I worked my way through all the badges and honors of RA’s and my sister did the same with GA’s. If you are a Southern Baptist then I do not need to explain what that means. I learned well the genius of the Cooperative Program as a method for supporting missions.